LOL... look at this
It's a breastmilk alcohol tester. Now believe me I am missing the adult beverages something awful during this pregnancy (what I wouldn't do for a glass of petite syrah!) but this seems just a teensy bit ridiculous. As long as you time your consumption of said adult beverage properly, you should be able to nurse without getting your kid shit faced. But I suppose if you want to not be uh, held down, by such things, well then this product is for you.